The Death of Enthusiasm

1. Box Score Analysis

2. Accent Emulations (emphasis in Russian)

3. History (of the sitcom)

4. Beard maintenance

5. Nacho Studies

6. Waterslide Science

7. Interior Undecorating

8. Communications

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You may want to be careful today when you go to Wendy's to get some chicken nuggets for lunch because once you hand your debit card to the guy in the window he will say something like, "Having a really good day today?--I know I am!"

Then, when he hands the card back to you it will be inexplicably wet. You will wonder what the liquid was and why someone at a drive through window would have wet hands, and then you will feel sick in your stomach.

You will still eat the chicken nuggets, however, because 99 cents doesn't grow on trees after all.

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I'm not really feeling like I want to write something and I haven't done anything notable in weeks. There was talk of a post about the very worst baseball mascots that I was going to write in conjunction with Chris but I don't really feel like it anymore.

Instead, here is my summer muxtape. I spent a while trying to find different songs that have become the aural blueprint of my summer. Trying to get the thing to flow correctly is tougher than it seems. Rob from High Fidelity explains it this way:

The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch...There are a lot of rules.

Summer is dead. Long live summer.

Labels: lack of excitement, music, muxtape

1) Common maintenance problems of the 1993 Toyota Camry

2) History of the banjo

3) What not to say on a first date

4) The worst menu items at Fazoli's

5) Types of nasal sprays

6) Potent Potables

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