October 31, 2007

 

All Hallows EVE

Behold BJORN BORG. I was going to go more specific and be Ritchie Tannenbaum but I figured that was a little obscure, and plus I didn't have time to grow a beard. Scott was dedicated and went for the early period Andre Aggasi mullet look.




October 26, 2007

 

Seven is the perfect number

Click here to read my review of the new Radiohead album (which you should all listen to at least 7 times because it's so good).

That is all.

October 23, 2007

 

Don't hate, playa

Tonight I learned how to do the "soulja boy" dance. You can imagine how that would look.

Is this dance really any cooler than any other fast-spreading line dance? In a few weeks Matt Lauer will be learning it on The Today Show. Real hip, y'all. I say, screw line dances. At least have the guts to move independently of a whole line of people.

Learn it!!! Ya know what he's sayin?


October 12, 2007

 

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy









Here is the link to the online version of my review for the newish Iron and Wine album.

Anyways, I was thinking the other day that I should take up one of those "take a picture every day so you'll have a vivid collection of memories" projects, but I am sure that I would miss some days, and my selective OCD would force me to just quit.

Instead, I have decided to construct a virtual tour of my humble room so that future generations can see how humble college students lived in the mid oughts. Without further delay...

You can see my AWESOME LAMP.

You can see my AWESOME CLOSET.

You can see my AWESOME BOOKSHELF with Stephen Colbert's new book, plus the latest edition of YETI RESEARCHER.

You can see my AWESOME NEW HEADPHONES (thanks Mom and Dad!).

You can see THE WEARY, FURROWED BROW of my CARVED WOODEN GAUCHO.

You can see my SHAKER, JEW HARP, and NOVELTY VIRGIN DE GUADALUPE CANDLE (rose scented).

You may feel inclined to see the FRAMED ART PRINTS hanging on my WALL.

You may, by chance, glance upon the SMALL PHOTO ARRANGEMENT culled from the liner pictures of two BAND OF HORSES albums.

Thank you. Any inquiries about further AWESOME items my be addressed to me directly.

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October 3, 2007

 

N-JOY THA VIDEEO THATZ BELWO!! LOL!!

Just because I can, here is professional violinist/whistler/loop-recording wizard Andrew Bird performing live. Stuff's good, just take it in.

Also, guess who the new music guy/reviewer is at the Utah Statesman? ME! You guessed correctly! As soon as they run my first review I'll post the link. I just hope I don't get drunk with my own power...

Think about it, I will pretty much be able to bend all those weak minded Statesman readers to do my bidding. We are talking about literally DOZENS of people here! Cower in fear, Rolling Stones! You've been coasting for way too long in my opinion, and if you don't shape up soon you just may find that all your loyal fans in Logan have inexplicably abandoned you. Just sayin'.


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