The Death of Enthusiasm

Even though the weather has sucked this weekend, I have some of my "summer reading" purchases fresh from McSweeney's:

Labels: literature

Labels: drawings

Labels: drawings

I draw in margins. While at school.

Labels: drawings

Dances that I am very unlikely to participate in:

The Worm
Line dances with the word “boot” in the title
The Sprinkler or any other made-up white person dance

Dances that I may on occasion participate in depending on my state of mind:

The Robot
The Robo-Boogie
The Waltz
Freestyle Hand Gestures
General head nodding or foot tapping

Dances that should only be performed by professional non-Caucasians:

Break Dancing
Roller Skate Dancing
Slam Dancing
Hip Hop
Any “popping” or “locking”(attractive females of any race may perform these at any time)

Made-up dances that I just invented:

The Latino shuffle
The Dirty Wiggle
The Pound Cake
Tickle-Dancing

Labels: lists

So, I've moved to a new apartment (swankier than you can even imagine) and I don't have internet yet. Hence the lack of posts forever. I do have some real boffo things planned once I get real internet and don't have to hastily write posts like this at work.

Prepare yourselves.

Labels: anticipation, excitement