April 3, 2009
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Tonight I watched the Jazz lose to the Nuggets, which is always a downer for me. There are two reasons why I hate watching the Jazz play the Nuggets: I hate the Nuggets more than any other NBA team (except for maybe the Rockets) and I hate the fact that I am forced to look at Chris "Birdman" Anderson's horrifying visage. He truly is a freak show; between the tattoos, the ridiculous hair, and a bad case of meth-face, he makes for one unappetizing human being:
Here are some other current NBA players I consider to be somewhat less than handsome:
Kosta Koufos
I know he's on our team and all, but my goodness is he ugly. I think it's mostly the acne problem, but his whole face reminds me of a overripe fruit. Don't worry Kosta, Boozer used to have a terrible acne problem and look at him now! Now he just has a weird shaped head to deal with!
Delonte West
Where to begin? I honestly hope the Cavs win the title this year just so poor Delonte can feel a little better about his terrible luck of being born looking like that.
Stephen Jackson
No comment.
Steve Nash
I will go on record as saying that I am a fan of Steve Nash as a basketball player, but that doesn't mean I can't call him out on his lack of aesthetic appeal. Remember when he cut his long, gross, scraggly hair and he ended up looking just as weird with shorter hair? That is when I realized that Steve Nash resembles some type of herbivore with wide-set eyes.
Robert Swift
This guy actually freaks me out when I look at him, I mean he's reaching Scott Pollard levels of weirdness. He looks like a cross between a metal head, the comic book guy from The Simpsons, and Bill Walton.
Adam Morrison
I kind of admired this guy for his valiant effort in trying to bring back the sincere mustache, but his overall look is kind of horrifying.
Brevin Knight
Another Jazz guy, Brevin Knight totally reminds me of Gollum (or maybe that's just a Goblin) on the Cover of "The Hobbit" from when I read it back in 7th grade. Keep missing those wide open 15-footers, Brevin!
Ugh. That's all I have the stomach for.
Here are some other current NBA players I consider to be somewhat less than handsome:
Kosta Koufos
I know he's on our team and all, but my goodness is he ugly. I think it's mostly the acne problem, but his whole face reminds me of a overripe fruit. Don't worry Kosta, Boozer used to have a terrible acne problem and look at him now! Now he just has a weird shaped head to deal with!
Delonte West
Where to begin? I honestly hope the Cavs win the title this year just so poor Delonte can feel a little better about his terrible luck of being born looking like that.
Stephen Jackson
No comment.
Steve Nash
I will go on record as saying that I am a fan of Steve Nash as a basketball player, but that doesn't mean I can't call him out on his lack of aesthetic appeal. Remember when he cut his long, gross, scraggly hair and he ended up looking just as weird with shorter hair? That is when I realized that Steve Nash resembles some type of herbivore with wide-set eyes.
Robert Swift
This guy actually freaks me out when I look at him, I mean he's reaching Scott Pollard levels of weirdness. He looks like a cross between a metal head, the comic book guy from The Simpsons, and Bill Walton.
Adam Morrison
I kind of admired this guy for his valiant effort in trying to bring back the sincere mustache, but his overall look is kind of horrifying.
Brevin Knight
Another Jazz guy, Brevin Knight totally reminds me of Gollum (or maybe that's just a Goblin) on the Cover of "The Hobbit" from when I read it back in 7th grade. Keep missing those wide open 15-footers, Brevin!
Ugh. That's all I have the stomach for.
Labels: NBA
# posted by McDirty @ Friday, April 03, 2009 
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I'm glad Steve Nash is on the list, he's one of the worst for me...probably because he's the only one I've ever heard of.
Your just jealouse chris anderson is hot he is a way better player than all of you. you hobnockers he is hot and yummy i hate u for saying that he is amazing go birdman
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